wafflesex:

All I got out of today’s episode, tbh


Me and Drakes first date
Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
Drake: Not at all I ju-
Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
Me: You pickin up the tab?
Drake: *nods*
Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

Bubblegum Octopus - Peace in Pious Pieces
138 plays!

glitcheduniverse:

Can you believe? 
It wasn’t so long ago 
We were all friends, 
We got along and never quarreled 
But seeds planted 
Sowed all around our earth 
We were mislead 
Hateful things sicker than gas station bathroom walls 

The years have past 
I wish the love was the same as before 
But we grew up 
We’ll reconcile if anybody would talk to me 
Admit your wrongs 
Bad things were done this I know 
I did them too 
I know that you think you’re too big for listening 

But I’ve found my peace 
while you’re still fucking restless 
But I’ve found myself 
Everything is better 
And while I might miss you 
Or cry about my past 
That’s not that different than what I’d do if I was with you


752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

(Source: 107409-archive-i-remade)


themaskednegro:

aspidochelon:

legionaru:

frendaseivelun:

omgtsn:

bruh u moved like what 2 feet ya titty aint gonna jiggle like u just slammed the brakes

this looks and feels like a bad hitbox collision error like some skate 3 shit

You’re watching a fucking cartoon, you’re just bandwagoning hate on this anime for no fucking reason other than it being cool to do so on this site and “UHHH THERE’S UH INCEST AND UH BAD PLOT OR SOMETHING?!?!”. I am sick and tired of the same old ultra-cynical bullshit every fucking minute of the day on this God-forsaken site. Fuck off.

Oh my god


This is a prime example why all of you need to Rise Above Anime.This person could’ve been a productive member of society but instead here they are getting really angry about someone else pointing out that animated titties shouldn’t animate like this.This person wasted brain cells creating a counter argument for anime titties.Anime. Titties.Love yourselves.Rise Above Anime.

themaskednegro:

aspidochelon:

legionaru:

frendaseivelun:

omgtsn:

bruh u moved like what 2 feet ya titty aint gonna jiggle like u just slammed the brakes

this looks and feels like a bad hitbox collision error like some skate 3 shit

You’re watching a fucking cartoon, you’re just bandwagoning hate on this anime for no fucking reason other than it being cool to do so on this site and “UHHH THERE’S UH INCEST AND UH BAD PLOT OR SOMETHING?!?!”. I am sick and tired of the same old ultra-cynical bullshit every fucking minute of the day on this God-forsaken site. Fuck off.

Oh my god

This is a prime example why all of you need to Rise Above Anime.

This person could’ve been a productive member of society but instead here they are getting really angry about someone else pointing out that animated titties shouldn’t animate like this.

This person wasted brain cells creating a counter argument for anime titties.

Anime. Titties.

Love yourselves.

Rise Above Anime.

(Source: coalgirls)



malformalady:

Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”

malformalady:

Japanese farmers have been experimenting with growing watermelon in shapes other than the traditional round or oblong shapes. Hirochi Kimura and his wife spent three years perfecting the art of growing these tokens of affection on their farm in Kumamoto, Japan. They say the shape symbolizes “their passion for farming and their affection for each other.”


curlicuecal:

> I was working on a whole Homestuck collection, but Eridan Ampora turns out to embody a disproportionately large subset of tumblr users.


denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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