Fact: Disney princess Rapunzel, from the movie Tangled, was in fact a pansexual. This was demonstrated by her magic abilities and ability to wield a pan as a formidable weapon.
Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.