i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer
my friend luc is at his cousins bday party and he sent me this pic and ive learned a lot
do you ever realize that percy jackson’s first impression of annabeth chase when he was twelve years old was that she looked like a princess and then he literally fainted
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
When thinking about Halloween costumes this year - make sure to dress up as something or someone that will not trivialize someone else’s identity!
taurus- weak ass bitch
gemini- ass lovin trash
cancer- water loving son of a bitch
leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny
virgo- pokèmon master
libra- loser nerd
scorpio- swaggy cool kid
sagittarius- shrek worshipper
capricorn- annoying piece of uncool
aquarius- boobie lovin cunt
pisces- bee movie jerk
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG